paprika:

snorlaxatives:

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSS

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crybabybutch:

‘violence begets violence’ uh yah bitch nazis are violent and theyll begetting this violence

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alt-j:

shhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhh
shhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
shhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhh

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straightpeoplereceipts:

straightpeoplereceipts:

when your spouse catches your child in a ridiculous lie such as claiming they didnt eat the entirety of a bag of sugar despite the evidence, it is YOUR job, as co-parent and a bringer of chaos, to say: i believe her. she didn’t do it. that sugar could’ve came from anywhere. let’s go baby, let’s go find the criminal who framed you. what a dastardly crime to commit against a child.

now…as someone who raised their younger sister: 9 out of 10 times, this will end in a tearful confession. your faith in her will be it. and you have to act HEARTBROKEN. you have to look at the dog and ask, mournfully, “did you know? did you know?”

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radioactive-tempest:

omgimsuchadork:

frenchynilla:

ego-ann-16:

addranaintominecraft2k18:

inlovewithmakeupcomicsanimelove:

likeful:

epicghostdragon:

likeful:

me every month: has my period AGAIN 

me every month: 

Welllllllllllllll periods suck(trust me, I was emotionally close with a woman, in fact close enough to feel her goddamn periods. Fuck I fucking hated it, men, don’t get that attached. Be supportive, feed her ice cream and whatever else she asks for, but don’t get attached enough to feel them. It’s not worth it.

Anyway, I hate to be callous but that’s just your body telling you to hurry up and get pregnant. Of course birth control also makes them not as bad, depending on what kind. Of course you find out that there’s more kinds of birth control than there are types of oil, which is a pain. There are more period blood containment things(yes, tht includes tampons, pads, cups, etc.) than there are types of oil according to my dad who actually knows his shit about the oil,saying there’s like 4 types.(Yes, talking about motor oil here)

So ladies, find what’s right for you. Ask a doctor. Test some different period things out. It’s for your own good

What the FUCK are you talking about

I thought I couldn’t fucking read for a minute

What

Did. This guy just. Assume women didnt. Know that. Did he just mansplain periods

Did he imply that he could actually feel someone else’s period??¿¿?

MOTOR OIL??????

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beheeyem:

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chasers17:

maxinbc:

puff-to-tuff:

royal-zach:

so in psychology class we got to learn why foot fetishes are so prevelant! basically your brain stores the structural information for your body generally in the correct order (i.e. the info for your ears is stored next to the info for the head, which is stored next to the neck, etc.) BUT. The info for the feet is stored right next to the info for the genitalia and so sometimes these two sections of information can overlap and make you wanna lick some toes

thanks, i hate it

Normally when y’all post this kinda shit it’s blatantly incorrect, but I’m angry to say that this one is absolutely factual

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space-minivan:

if i had to spell grayson like a suburban white mom spelled names, it would be spelled greighsauhn

reblog with ur suburban white mom name

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opiz:

me when the carbon monoxide level in my house becomes fatal

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lost-space-cadet:

When I click on a video and it tries to send me to another app:

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shitpostinguniverse:

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